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Usha Vance Says J.D. Vance’s ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Comment Is Just a Silly Bit

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Usha Vance Says J.D. Vance’s ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Comment Is Just a Silly Bit

Usha Vance Says J.D. Vance’s ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Comment Is Just a Silly Bit

I wonder if the Ohio senator’s call for childless people to lose voting rights was also just a bit???

‘House of the Dragon’ Enters Its Woman War Criminal Era 

‘House of the Dragon’ Enters Its Woman War Criminal Era 

In an otherwise anticlimactic season finale, Alicent and Rhaenyra reunite one more time, and both emerge as more ruthless versions of themselves.

The Crooked Media Union Walked Off the Job in Strike for Fair Contract

The Crooked Media Union Walked Off the Job in Strike for Fair Contract

A network founded by three men whose entire ethos is "democracy or else," has been accused of giving their employees little choice but the latter.

Apparently, Tom Cruise Has a New Love Interest

Apparently, Tom Cruise Has a New Love Interest

Tom Cruise has been spending time with a new lady...who's documenting their every move.

After Utah Court Blocks Abortion Ban (for Now), GOP Lawmakers Try to Roll Out New One

After Utah Court Blocks Abortion Ban (for Now), GOP Lawmakers Try to Roll Out New One

For the time being, abortion will remain legal for up to 18 weeks in Utah. Outraged, Utah Republicans are calling for a special session to impose a six-week ban.

J.D. Vance Is Just Fucking Embarrassing 

J.D. Vance Is Just Fucking Embarrassing 

Polling shows Vance is absolutely sinking the ticket, and amid former President Trump’s latest, most desperate attack on Kamala Harris’ biracial identity, Vance pretty much threw his biracial kids under the bus.

The Right\'s Stupid, Anti-Trans Temper Tantrum Over Olympic Boxer, Explained 

The Right's Stupid, Anti-Trans Temper Tantrum Over Olympic Boxer, Explained 

Algerian boxer Imane Khelif is a woman, but because her opponent quit 46 seconds into their match, right-wingers are baselessly calling her a man. It’s all as stupid as it is racist and transphobic.

Britney Spears Is Going Back to the Big Screen

Britney Spears Is Going Back to the Big Screen

Universal Pictures has secured the rights to the pop icon's best-selling memoir. Jon Chu, who just directed Wicked, and Marc Platt, a.k.a Ben Platt's father, are already attached to the "secret project."

Trump\'s Net Worth Sunk by $900 Million After Biden Dropped Out

Trump's Net Worth Sunk by $900 Million After Biden Dropped Out

Barf Bag: Donald Trump's had a hilariously bad two weeks, and also launched Bitcoin sneakers.

Introducing Jezebel\'s Bad Summer Story Contest

Introducing Jezebel's Bad Summer Story Contest

Have you been scammed by a beach club in Greece claiming to be owned by Lindsay Lohan? Did you puke in the canoes at summer camp and blame it on someone else?

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JEZEBEL Aug 05, 2024 Usha Vance Says J.D. Vance’s ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Comment Is Just a Silly Bit USHA VANCE SAYS J.D. VANCE’S ‘CHILDLESS CAT LADIES’ COMMENT IS JUST A SILLY BIT I wonder if the Ohio senator’s call for childless people to lose voting rights was also just a bit??? ‘House of the Dragon’ Enters Its Woman War Criminal Era  ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ ENTERS ITS WOMAN WAR CRIMINAL ERA  In an otherwise anticlimactic season finale, Alicent and Rhaenyra reunite one more time, and both emerge as more ruthless versions of themselves. The Crooked Media Union Walked Off the Job in Strike for Fair Contract THE CROOKED MEDIA UNION WALKED OFF THE JOB IN STRIKE FOR FAIR CONTRACT A network founded by three men whose entire ethos is "democracy or else," has been accused of giving their employees little choice but the latter. Apparently, Tom Cruise Has a New Love Interest APPARENTLY, TOM CRUISE HAS A NEW LOVE INTEREST Tom Cruise has been spending time with a new lady...who's documenting their every move. After Utah Court Blocks Abortion Ban (for Now), GOP Lawmakers Try to Roll Out New One AFTER UTAH COURT BLOCKS ABORTION BAN (FOR NOW), GOP LAWMAKERS TRY TO ROLL OUT NEW ONE For the time being, abortion will remain legal for up to 18 weeks in Utah. Outraged, Utah Republicans are calling for a special session to impose a six-week ban. J.D. Vance Is Just Fucking Embarrassing  J.D. VANCE IS JUST FUCKING EMBARRASSING  Polling shows Vance is absolutely sinking the ticket, and amid former President Trump’s latest, most desperate attack on Kamala Harris’ biracial identity, Vance pretty much threw his biracial kids under the bus. The Right\'s Stupid, Anti-Trans Temper Tantrum Over Olympic Boxer, Explained  THE RIGHT'S STUPID, ANTI-TRANS TEMPER TANTRUM OVER OLYMPIC BOXER, EXPLAINED  Algerian boxer Imane Khelif is a woman, but because her opponent quit 46 seconds into their match, right-wingers are baselessly calling her a man. It’s all as stupid as it is racist and transphobic. Britney Spears Is Going Back to the Big Screen BRITNEY SPEARS IS GOING BACK TO THE BIG SCREEN Universal Pictures has secured the rights to the pop icon's best-selling memoir. Jon Chu, who just directed Wicked, and Marc Platt, a.k.a Ben Platt's father, are already attached to the "secret project." Trump\'s Net Worth Sunk by $900 Million After Biden Dropped Out TRUMP'S NET WORTH SUNK BY $900 MILLION AFTER BIDEN DROPPED OUT Barf Bag: Donald Trump's had a hilariously bad two weeks, and also launched Bitcoin sneakers. Introducing Jezebel\'s Bad Summer Story Contest INTRODUCING JEZEBEL'S BAD SUMMER STORY CONTEST Have you been scammed by a beach club in Greece claiming to be owned by Lindsay Lohan? Did you puke in the canoes at summer camp and blame it on someone else? Copyright © 2024 Jezebel/Paste Media (7525 Colbert Drive, Suite 106, Reno NV 89511)
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