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Shinesty sent this email to their subscribers on October 29, 2022.

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Shinesty After years of legal battles, NCAA athletes can finally get paid. But sadly most of them are just endorsing local HVAC companies and used car dealerships. Not on our watch. We’re turning one of them into Design: Logo with words: college football’s first ever underwear supermodel. After years of legal battles, NCAA athletes can finally get paid. But sadly most of them are just endorsing local HVAC companies and used car dealerships. Not on our watch. Were turning one of them into e FOO O 704 FIRST EVER URIEREAN SULELGODEL Introducing 6’7” 330 lb University of Colorado Boulder Offensive Lineman Tommy Brown. (He doesn’t have a one word supermodel name yet. We’re open to suggestions.) INTRODUCING 677 330 b University of Colorado Boulder Offensive Lineman TOMMY BROWN He doesnt have a one wo! supermodel name yet. Were open to suggestions. “I’m the one on the right.” - Tommy Brown Tommy’s already proving he’s got what it takes by helping us recreate (and frankly improve) some classic moments in modeling. Suck on that, Calvin Klein. I'm the one on the left. -Tommy Brown Tommys already proving hes got what it takes by helping us recreate and frankly improve some classic moments in modeling. Suck on that, Calvin Klein. “On the field, I protect the quarterback from sacks. Off the field, I gotta look after my own.” - Tommy Brown [CTA: “Get In Tommy’s Underwear”] - link to the pair he’s modeling On the field, I protect the quarterback from sacks. Off the GET IN TOMMYS UNDERWEAR LEARN MORE ABOUT TOMMY AND HIS NEW SUPERMODEL STATUS As a college football 4 player, I'm already used to millions of people seeing me in pants that leave nothing to . the imagination. Might as well make some money while I'm at it. -Tommy Brown UPGRADE YOUR JOCK STRAP “I never thought someone like me could be an underwear model. You know, a college athlete. These new ‘Name Image Likeness’ rules are awesome!” - Tommy Brown “How many more quotes do you guys need for this email?” - Tommy Brown . I never thought someone like me could be an underwear model. You know, a college thlete. These new Name Image Likeness rules are awesome! -Tommy Brown How many more quotes do you guys need for this email? -Tommy Brown [CTA: “Look Like A Supermodel”] LOOK LIKE A SUPERMODEL Hell, this kid’s such a natural we shot this last one as a joke and now I think we have to start making this cologne. [CTA: “Pre-Order Mullet by Shinesty”] (But not really because we have no idea how to make cologne.) aa Hell, this kids such a natural we shot this last one as a joke and now think we have to start making this cologne. o s PRE-ORDER MULLET BY SHINESTY But not really because we have no Idea how to make cologne. Dont believe us? dont blame you. Either way, check out this article on the New York Post about it. STAY WEIRD & GO BEHIND THE SCENES Instagram Facebook Twitter Tiktok Enter the Friend Zone We're at 2930 Umatilla St #400, Denver, CO 80211 If you're looking for PG ish content or you're someone's mom, follow us on Facebook. If you wanna get freaky and see what's not socially acceptable for a brand to say, follow our Instagram. If neither of those options appeals to you, follow us on Twitter. This extremely tasteful, hand crafted, organic, non-gmo, vegan, gluten free email was designed by Dain with help from Spike and written by Nate. How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? We hope you aren't down here to click this:
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