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This is NOT a joke

Everyday Dose sent this email to their subscribers on April 1, 2023.

BOOM!

The price drop we promised is here.

(No sharing this link with outsiders please, it’s for your eyes only…)

Now, you might ask…

“What’s the catch, Jack? Is this an April Fools Day joke?”
Or
“Are you using crappy ingredients now?”

The answer is a resounding:

NO WAY JOSÉ
(This expression originated 60 years ago.)

Quite the contrary…

You might notice that your new bags feel heavier and the taste of your coffee feels fuller.

That’s because we keep improving our formula and ingredients, always in top-tier standards in the superfoods industry.

Not to brag, but we refined our recipe more than 25 times to find the perfect balance of energy, focus, immune support, and healthy digestion.

Ok, now let me ‘diss respectfully’ our competitors real quick.

(Ahem… Let me check with my lawyer first… OK, I can say that.)

We’ve discovered that 2 of our competitors use inferior mushroom ingredients, while they advertise quite the opposite.

This is false advertising.

They’re secretly scamming their own customers, selling ‘placebos’ instead of benefits.

This is not a joke, they've been doing this since the start (and we just found out!)

These brands drive me CRAZY!

Because they’re so disrespectful towards everyone who just wants to enjoy the incredible health benefits of functional mushrooms...

[Rant over]

At Everyday Dose, YOUR health is our sole reason for existing:

  1. We use 100% whole fruiting bodies (the highest-quality mushroom parts, full of health benefits!)
  2. Double-extracted (others just throw ‘em in a blender with their oats/grains!)
  3. Rigorously lab-tested (other brands secretly include heavy metals, allergens, mycotoxins, and starch!)

Everyday Dose brings you the real deal.

We’re proud of treating you the way you deserve, without lies or fluff.

And the Dose Fam recognizes the difference.

That’s why we have the most loyal, fastest-growing mushroom coffee community in America.

Thank you for being a part of it.

Our new, lower prices are a gift from us, to you, because we appreciate you.

Shop your favorite mushroom coffee & save EVEN MORE here!

Muuuuush Love,
Jack
Founder of Everyday Dose

PS. Have tried other brands but prefer Everyday Dose? Reply & tell us about your experience.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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BOOM! The price drop we promised is here. (No sharing this link with outsiders please, it’s for your eyes only…) Now, you might ask… “What’s the catch, Jack? Is this an April Fools Day joke?” Or “Are you using crappy ingredients now?” The answer is a resounding: NO WAY JOSÉ (This expression originated 60 years ago.) Quite the contrary… You might notice that your new bags feel heavier and the taste of your coffee feels fuller. That’s because we keep improving our formula and ingredients, always in top-tier standards in the superfoods industry. Not to brag, but we refined our recipe more than 25 times to find the perfect balance of energy, focus, immune support, and healthy digestion. Ok, now let me ‘diss respectfully’ our competitors real quick. (Ahem… Let me check with my lawyer first… OK, I can say that.) We’ve discovered that 2 of our competitors use inferior mushroom ingredients, while they advertise quite the opposite. This is false advertising. They’re secretly scamming their own customers, selling ‘placebos’ instead of benefits. This is not a joke, they've been doing this since the start (and we just found out!) These brands drive me CRAZY! Because they’re so disrespectful towards everyone who just wants to enjoy the incredible health benefits of functional mushrooms... [Rant over] At Everyday Dose, YOUR health is our sole reason for existing: 1. We use 100% whole fruiting bodies (the highest-quality mushroom parts, full of health benefits!) 2. Double-extracted (others just throw ‘em in a blender with their oats/grains!) 3. Rigorously lab-tested (other brands secretly include heavy metals, allergens, mycotoxins, and starch!) Everyday Dose brings you the real deal. We’re proud of treating you the way you deserve, without lies or fluff. And the Dose Fam recognizes the difference. That’s why we have the most loyal, fastest-growing mushroom coffee community in America. Thank you for being a part of it. Our new, lower prices are a gift from us, to you, because we appreciate you. Shop your favorite mushroom coffee & save EVEN MORE here! Muuuuush Love, Jack Founder of Everyday Dose PS. Have tried other brands but prefer Everyday Dose? Reply & tell us about your experience. You received this email from Everyday Dose, your favorite mushroom coffee. If you'd like to leave the fam & never hear from Dose again, .
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