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Plus, my wife schemes for a new dog
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Good morning friends. It's a bit later in the morning for me. Stayed up later to watch The Orville. DAMN, what a good show.
Got new glasses this week. I can actually see what's on the screen.
Woke up in the morning feeling fat. Like I ate a cow for dinner. All I had was salmon and veggies.
I have stretchy pants on, so that helps.
Well NIc, what you have this morning?
"Good morning folks! This is going to be short and sweet this week, so buckle in! The Morph 2 is the featured device this week! It
takes two 18650 batteries (sold separate), goes up to 200+ watts, and comes with the BIG TFV18 Tank! Pick this guy up while it's
on sale! Alright, let's move along."
My chair didn't come with a belt buckle.
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INTRODUCING LN THE FUTURE OF VAPING
My wife has lost her mind. She has some scheme where she's going to dog sit a co-workers maltipoo, and in the process think that I
will agree to another dog. Sure, let's buy another dog which will hang out with her all day while I still have to clean up potty
in the house and let it out every 10 minutes when there's a perfectly good doggie door but she's not trained the dog.
wow, that was kind of a rant. Meh, felt good.
At this point, I want to say hi to my mother-in-law. HI TONI!!
Made a second cup of coffee. Tastes different. Dog probably poisoned it.
Ok Nic. Take us home.
"Juice this week is nice and fruity! Fruitia offers some great flavors such as Sweet Peach, Banana Ice, and Apple Kiwi Crush! The
fruity lovers out there are going to love this stuff. It's not overwhelmingly sweet, but still offers phenomenal flavor! Alright,
I'm out of here. Enjoy your weekend. -Nic"
I feel like we had the drive thru version of NIc's witty banter today.
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I'll take Nic's lead and be quick about it.
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Your moment of Zen
ZAP
A fellow reader sent me this video (yes, you can do that) and I found it mildly relaxing.
I mean it's lasers cutting things.
Yes, it's mindless and not cute or funny, but do we always have to be tied to those archetypes?
Word of the day. Go with it.
Anywho, I hope you all have a great weekend and stay cool. Remember, it's not as bad as Texas which is on 40 days of 100+ temps.
Poor suckers.
Enjoy your Moment of Zen and thanks Janet.
LASERS!
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