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Derek Baggins are back in-stock ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­

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                                                                                                                                                                      The Weekly Bird DEREK BAGGINS IS THE WORST HOBBIT IN THE FELLOWSHIP MEET THE CHARACTER THAT WAS SO ANNOYING, HE WAS LEFT OUT OF THE BOOK. Derek Baggins STONE WHITE KHAKI SHORTS ARE BACK IN-STOCK AS FRODO'S COUSIN, DEREK INSISTED ON TAGGING ALONG FOR THE QUEST. HOWEVER, HE CAUSED NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. What's Mordor like? Do you think it's hot there? Will [ look weird if | only have a tank top? Be honest. SEVERAL TIMES ON THEIR JOURNEY, DEREK WAS MISTAKEN FOR GOLLUM. IT GOT OLD PRETTY FAST FOR HIM. First, | have a lot more hair than him and second, I'm a lot better looking. At least 50% more attractive. ONE NIGHT, WHEN DEREK WAS TASKED WITH FIRE DUTY, HE PASSED OUT THUS KILLING TWO DWARVES DUE TO FROSTBITE. DEREK DIDN’T APOLOGIZE BUT HE DID SUGGEST EATING THEM. Technically it's not cannibalism for us non-dwarfs. AFTER THE CAMPFIRE FIASCO AND ONE OTHER  "INCIDENT," THE GROUP DECIDED THAT DEREK COULD NO LONGER BE TRUSTED. THEY TIED HIM UP AND LEFT HIM AS ORC BAIT. So | was playing with the ring and it got stuck around something I'd rather not say. Do you have some grease and & strong grip? Derek Baggins TAKE ME TO MASTER BAGGINS Birddogs birddogs instagram
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